Difference between A Google And A Gooner Goatee

The difference between A Google and A Gooner Goatee is that A Google is (1) A person with high intellect (2) A person who has a large vocabulary while A Gooner Goatee is You happen to find yourself in an all too familiar situation, Charlie ‘big balls’ Follon is squatting above you as you rest. You are awoken by a trembling queef, you proceed to service his batty ring, leaving you with a shit stain around your mouth, you have been given a gooner goatee !

A Google Example :

“You can ask him anything, he’s a Google “_x000D_ “He answered all of ’em correctly, he must be a Google”

A Gooner Goatee Example:

“ Sammy Dawbarn keeps coming downstairs with a gooner goatee , the cheeky bitch ”

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