The difference between A balless mike and a balloon to a blimp is that A balless mike is A man who is whipped by a fat ass bi-polar bitch and doesn’t have the balls to stand up to ‘it’ . A man who was obviously absent the day they handed out balls. A man who does everything in his power to obey his mammoth of a woman, but will never again be reunited with his balls she keeps in a jar. while a balloon to a blimp is An expression of supreme indifference in the face of adversity . Connotes an attitude of nonchalance, indifference regardless of the circumstances.
A balless mike Example :
Damn, it look like that balless mike can’t go to the game again, he has to sand his wife’s feet. Don’t be a ballness mike, tell the bitch you can’t keep filling the fridge just to have her consume the contents as soon as you leave the room. He rode his bike to work in the snow again so his fat ass woman could keep the car for her Mcdonalds run what a balless mike he is.
a balloon to a blimp Example:
Homeland Security has me under constant surveilance, but it’s just a balloon to a blimp, my friend .