The difference between A Goot and A Gordon is that A Goot is Ejaculating into a married woman while A Gordon is A generic idiotic blunder . Usually caused by the absence of intellegence and common sense.
A Goot Example :
Yesterday I pulled a goot with Steve’s wife Amy. I might have to pay for an abortion . Hopefully Steve won’t find out, but honestly idgaf fam.
A Gordon Example:
The sinking feeling as you get the the Asda checkout and realise you don’t have your card. Again. And you’re completely sober. What A Gordon .
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